main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet
"Just fucking tell her. Right now. This is your sign."
if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field
My uncle has been posting pictures since the start of the game guys you don’t understand this is hilarious
the lions fumbled six times in the first 18 minutes and are winning
I don’t ever watch football but this amuses me.
tbh i just want someone to hold me tight and kiss my forehead and to tell me how much they love me